First Date is in 90 minutes
Hi Everyone Reading,
It’s been a couple of months, so it’s so nice to have a fresh round of dates upcoming. Susie Queue will be 7D’s first bachelorette when her dates kick off tonight at 7:30 with Master p-Nut (not actual name). The first dates with the 7 bachelors will run through the 7th, and she’ll decide who (singular or plural) warrants sloppy seconds from there.
Below are 3 one liners about Master P-Nut. Heads up for Susie’s first post when she sizes him up in more detail later tonight. Personal note, my favorite part about 7D is seeing how late the daters get back and post. The later, the drunker, and the more likely they were sucking face or making lovey dovey eye contact.
-Steve
Master P-Nut, Age 25
1. Most impressive thing you’ve ever done: Stopped a mugging, mid-beatdown.
2. Most obscure fun fact about yourself: I will one day be famous for something.
3. My most interesting encounter with authority was: being arrested for criminal trespassing on a playground the night before my first day of college.
