Date # 4: Lou Smorals, Age 26
Sort of thing you do at work: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. Most impressive thing you’ve ever done: I once solved the Rubick’s cube in under thirty seconds.
Most impressive thing you’ve ever done in front of a large crowd: Completely forgot how to solve a Rubick’s cube.
most dissapointing gym class moment: I was captain of the Science Olympiad team… all gym class moments were disappointing.
most obscure fun fact about yourself: The amount of facial hair I have is inversely proportional to the amount of facial hair that my twin brother has.
How you will know when you found your soul mate: My grandma will tell me.
My most interesting encounter with authority was: It’s 2:30 AM on a Tuesday night and I’m chasing my friend “Chips” through the history building at Cornell. He’s wearing a beer helmet and a football jersey with “Drunken Asshole # 69” on the back. When I burst out the front door, I find chips on the ground… along with the police officer he accidentally tackled on his way out of the building. Next words out of my mouth? ”Caught ya, fucker!”
When I have lots of free time I… contemplate what my free time should be spent doing until it’s time for work.
I go on facebook often enough to… have a lot more friends.
A date with a girl should be a… great opportunity to learn more about owls.
Central park is dangerous at night because… standing on anything not man made is inherently dangerous.
Socks are for… Germans to wear with their Tevas.
Meat is because… MEAT!!!
I will always make time to… look down on people I pass in the street.
I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that fat chick from accounting because she’s got a snaggletooth.
I never match my socks because black is black (is basically navy blue)
