Penultimate Post and Cowboy Roundup
Superlatives (per Ryan’s Request) Most high-fives ——————————————-Jim Nasium Best bar-choosers ————————————Lou Smorals and Master P. Nut Most Fun Date———————————————Armand Legg Worst Aftermath——————————————Armand Legg, as I messed up my back bowling and got into a tipsy fight with my door when I got home, resulting in massive bruising. Funniest——————————————————Warren Piece Best Dressed————————————————Chris P. Toast (he’s going to think I’m joking, but Chris, I thought your T-Shirt was cool; let me know when you start selling your own at Coney Island!) Most Awkward Date—————————————Lou Smorals (Seriously, I just found the twin thing insurmountable, although I’m not even sure why I was so weirded out by it. Perhaps because of those twins in “The Shining.” Except that theory bites the dust quickly, since, although the actresses are actually twins, I still don’t think they look very much alike. The one on the right has a squashy-looking head.) Statistics: Number of units alcohol consumed: 26 Number of those units which were whiskey sours: 8 Number of times I attempted to text the word “Great” to a gentleman and accidentally texted the word “Erect”: 1 Number of times I spilled something on myself: 9 Number of Nights I wore make-up: 6 (I invite the swains to guess which night that my face was naked) Combined Number of Points I Scored in Three Games of Bowling: 146 (or an average of 48.7 per game)
